As requested uvu/ For those who have missed it, Enjoy <3
Credit: Original[!?] Fanfiction of Yuikami, The Fool aka, that ED page
Tanya Singsnit(aka Yuikami) is your typical, [Tanya: OMG How can you mistype my name, you idiot :O] everyday devianTARTlet with a burning desire to destroy everything with a dildo on the internet in order to keep all the world for herself. Her main fapping material is Desert and Food blogs… and Team Fortress 2 [Tanya: Actually I prefer Minecraft Dicks], for which she has created a ‘self insert’ which she hilariously calls an original character. Said character then proceeds to get up to some wars with the men of TF2. A few of these activities include raping them [Tanya: O-hellll yeahhh!] (sometimes with her own tentacles)with other woman on the planet minus herself and breaking any cock which enters a 100 mile radius of her. If it can be classified as male, she’ll make it get high with her. [Tanya: I DO COCAINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :B]
==The Drama==
In all honesty, [Tanya: this topic is written by a group of people who simply just hate her for being too honest in her own blog and doesn’t know how unfollow button works, so it’s mostly lies anyway.] Tanya follows regular TARTlet behavior meaning that she gorges herself on every scrap of attention that human beings show her, be that positive, negative or just plain trolling. [Tanya: Although I log on like, once a week? lol] She partakes in this hobby largely ontumblr [Tanya: Actually, it’s Facebook.] where her grotesque following of white knights and brown-nosed fans worship everything she shits out for them.[Tanya: Aweshum fanarts and derpy comics :D] It is also on this site that her previously admirable artistic skills [Tanya: Awww,thank you, thank you *v*] took a nosedive into the ShitFort as she decided to give up on genuine practice in favor of tracing over meme’s with her own image and ‘drawing’ more dildo related jokes than this universe can physically contain. [Tanya: Well, they are funny XD] Some of the more idiotic humans among us have decided to feed her through the [[tumblr]] ask system, nearly always as anon. This, however, allows for more lulz to arise as Tanya proceeds to track the anons to their addresses or blogs and do absolutely nothing about it (except possibly posting a badly drawn meme of herself) [Tanya: You’re just jelly I got my version of meme faces :Y], proving just how badass she truly is. Truth is we just don’t like her point of view so we will keep hating on her, frame her and create this page as a propaganda against her. [Tanya: Yeah, they just jelly my fans are aweshummm :B]
==Her Love For The Dick==
Tanya has a special place in her heart for cock [Tanya: Bakkkookkk :Y] or anything that has a cock[Tanya: Can’t we go with duck instead? :U] (or tentacles) on it. This insane infatuation allows her to delude herself into believing that cocks are the supreme beings of this earth, whereas anything without one is about as important as a condom to a trekkie. This in turn allows her to think that a cock has every right to stick itself wherever it wants and in whoever it wants. Her point of view on such matters is as follows;
{{quote|I couldn’t care less about violent, sex, rape and drug when it comes to role-playing. [And maybe I do ‘very little’ in reality]…I don’t give a damn if you’ve been though shitload of problems those were causing you mental instability shit sickness, and I also couldn’t care less about other human-beings except the ones close to me.}}
Where her full post can be found: [http://yuikami.tumblr.com/post/15359314571/about-my-point-of-view]
Her love of the cock is so obsessive that she even resorts to taunting her own gender in favor of it. In fact, it seems that she does not consider herself comple- excuse me, her <i>characters</i>, are not complete without a dick rammed into them. Her mental train of thought can be considered as such; COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCK. [Tanya: And Tentaclessss :D]
[More edited by Tanya: In truth is, she just dislike dramatic internet whore QQing about their sad suicidal life and the opinion she posted in her page the writers of this article stalk daily are too harsh and painful for them to bare so they want her to suffer the same pain they have in everyday life. Sadly, it’s not working.]
==Original Characters and Self Obsession==
In truth, both of these things are one and the same. Tanya’s mental obsession with herself extends into the real word through her original characters which partake in the usual Mary Sue exploits (and more). [Tanya: Problem? is my AWESHUMNESS too much for you? :9] Her favorite little depiction of herself and most extensively used at the moment is her TF2 character, The Messenger. This darling little fuckwit replaces the more convenient methods of communication such as a telephone, computer or announcement system (which already exists in-game) [Tanya: ‘cause they probably didn’t read the official comics and realized that there are the messenger delivering administrator’s message through miniature televisions.] Her obsession started as most do, on deviantART. [Tanya: Nop, it’s steam, my friends were forcing me to play it for months ‘till I eventually like it :9 Not to mention how I kick so many asses with scout] Here is where she, like so many others, began her descent into the shit-filled inferno that she dwells in to this day. Her self-indulgence started out rather tame because there were no retarded fangirls around in her previous fandom, consisting mainly of a predictable OC and badly writtenfanfiction [Tanya: Yeah you should read it! Fix the grammar for me too, thx :D] of the fairly obscure Polish game, The Witcher. [Tanya: BEST GAME EVER MADE!!! and they don’t have PMSing fangirls :D] It was, however, already obvious that she loved the cock, the main focus of her art having to do with her and a male character interacting in some stupid way. [She’s friends with the female too, well only two -close to- main female characters, the other will probably lit everyone on fire if they can x_x] Slowly but surely, she gathered a small army of fans whom she would train constantly until they evolved into the massive force [Tanya: OMG I wish!] of white knight that she controls today. [Edited by Tanya: Finally someone introduced her to Team Fortress 2 and try to get her into other type of games other than RPGs. They just need her skill at slapping people with shotgun :P]
==External Links==
![As requested, for the ‘manly man’ who don’t want to be called ‘a fag’ for wearing a maid dress. [Although we all know real man wear dress]
I’ve added alternate armor sets for men;
Earmuff as helmet
Scarf as chestplates
Belt with chain as bottom
Low boots with socks as shoes
PS: I’m releasing v1.3 tonight, then I’ll be working on add-on textures for mods like Red-power/extra monsters/mystic stones, and try to set up the customization page with many more alt blocks. Also planing to work on HD version of this texture pack, either 64x or 128x. :D](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ga9qeWeU1r7tywco1_400.png)
